The Indecent Assault of Advertising: In a Brighter Future It’ll be Criminal

Go ahead. Tell us. How much smarter the ads of today really are. How much healthier are we now, than we were then, because scamsters convince you to pop stuff into your mouth without thinking?

BABY 7 UP

 

In some communities 40% of grade-schoolers are obese. Our chubby kid rate has gone up 300% since 1980. Can’t imagine why.

 

DOC n CIGS

 

It doesn’t matter what your situation is, the toxin cartels are expert at convincing you that you have a problem , , , and they have the cure.

FEM HYGIENE   Facing divorce?  Simple fix: Lysol your genitals.   

CHICKS n BURGERS          How would YOU sell hamburgers?

Think these are wise ads for the mentally fragile to see? 

Vintage Ad Prozac

TOE BUG

 

 

 

How much dumber are those, than this of today?

PEP VITAMINS       

 

 

You’d have to be pretty darn naïve to believe the old stuff, right?

 

 

 Well, if it’s named after doctors . . . .

MD TOILET PAPER

                    Yep. We’d never fall for these blatant manipulators these days

BEER Gardening ad

CELERY ENEMA

 

 

 

Who could fall for this idiocy?

 

 

 

 

Want the short answer?HEALTHY CIGS

You do. Your neighbors do. Your family does. Millions fall for nonsensical, manipulating advertising, every damned minute of the day. Why?

Because we are too mentally lazy to look up the truth, even when it’s right at your fingertips.

It has never been easier than right now, to wise up about what you put into your mouth, or allow in our homes.

Think about it.

KID w ASSAULT RFLE

We reap what we sow.

EKG art

 

 

 

 

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